(I DID NOT ASK FOR NOUIS. WHY ARE YOU GIVING IT TO ME. I DO NOT SHIP THIS. NOPE)

post limit is over in 8 minutes :) I’ll go back to my other blog then

adultrushersinc:

That’s currently the question.

So for my birthday (which is soon, but I am not posting it because you all should know this and I have already said when it is), the family bought me this HUGE bottle of Vodka.

With James birthday a mere 15 minutes away (Yes I live on the East Coast), I am wondering if I should take 2 shots since he’ll be 22.

The problem with this is, once this bottle is opened, it may not last until my birthday, which is also sometime this week.

WHAT SHALL I DO?

oh man this is tough

henderson-ofabitch:

GUSTASH EXISTS AND HERE’S A LOVE SONG ABOUT IT.

LOL ASHLEY REMEMBER THIS

adultrushersinc:

“It’s time for Dr. Henderson”, Logan said, pulling on the blue latex gloves.

Tightening the hospital gown, you watch as the ever-so-sexy Dr. Henderson stalks towards you. He was rude, crude, and extremely arrogant, yet those were the things that had you envisioning fucking him on the…

bad zayn

*smiles weakly trying to shake the bad thoughts* I hope it’s a boy *changing the subject*