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*massages your tongue with mine* - zayn (moving over to Janis' blog. Enjoy your Nouis Emma(;)
Anonymous

(I DID NOT ASK FOR NOUIS. WHY ARE YOU GIVING IT TO ME. I DO NOT SHIP THIS. NOPE)

anons!

post limit is over in 8 minutes :) I’ll go back to my other blog then

To take 2 shots or not to take 2 shots?

adultrushersinc:

That’s currently the question.

So for my birthday (which is soon, but I am not posting it because you all should know this and I have already said when it is), the family bought me this HUGE bottle of Vodka.

With James birthday a mere 15 minutes away (Yes I live on the East Coast), I am wondering if I should take 2 shots since he’ll be 22.

The problem with this is, once this bottle is opened, it may not last until my birthday, which is also sometime this week.

WHAT SHALL I DO?

oh man this is tough

henderson-ofabitch:

GUSTASH EXISTS AND HERE’S A LOVE SONG ABOUT IT.

LOL ASHLEY REMEMBER THIS

adultrushersinc:

“It’s time for Dr. Henderson”, Logan said, pulling on the blue latex gloves.

Tightening the hospital gown, you watch as the ever-so-sexy Dr. Henderson stalks towards you. He was rude, crude, and extremely arrogant, yet those were the things that had you envisioning fucking him on the…

*kisses back and slips my tongue into your mouth*
Okay babe *kisses you* - zayn
Anonymous
*moans and nods* Yes...*touches my stomach*
*bites your neck, accidentally leaving a mark* baby do I need to be gentler with you *puts my hand on your stomach* - zayn
Anonymous

bad zayn

*quietly nods and kisses your stomach again* -Logan
Anonymous

*smiles weakly trying to shake the bad thoughts* I hope it’s a boy *changing the subject*